Online Voting Contest: Am I Hot?

Introducing The "Hot" & "Sizzling" "hunks & babe".

Contestant 01Carwasher Tuck... Sweating profusly, proving again it is simply too hot to stay underground, on land. (That's why crocodiles always stay in water the whole day.)

Contestant 02.

Carwasher Yao... Your boy-next-door model type, minus the height. (Highly dangerous if his temper is as short as he is!)

Contestants 03 & 04.Sous Chéf La Grandé Monsieur Feng and Madàm Shi (our only "babe"). Specialize in sweet and not-so-sweet desserts, i.e tiramisu & all sorts of HOT tian2 tang1 (perhaps not that tian2).

Ok, that's not why they are HOT! If you are a waiter/ waitress, pls serve them with nothing but the BEST service attitude and Be Flexible. Also dun be late........... (Do you know how to spell "die"??)

Contestant 05.雀圣: 小弟 (阿耀)

"Woah!! Theses cards are HOT!! Play with care, I'm gonna 胡了!!!"

Contestant 06.

P.O.T. (Prince of Tu Lan) Ryan (because he makes people tu lan)

Mr Black-Mercedes-Owner, don't you love your beautiful car?! We do too, so much that our dear Ryan initiated this Candid (Guai Lan) sit-on-the-car shot after a long day of carwashing @ Glendale Park.

We bet someone is PIPING HOT after seeing this!! (for the rest of us, simply enjoy the cheap trill =p )

Ok the vote is all yours. SMS your HOTTEST contestant, type "Contestant No.X" where X = contestant's no., to 98357303 now or post a message on the chatbox on your left side of the screen now!! Poll ends 19th March 2006 at 2230hrs. Sms are charged at SGD$0.05 per sms and chatbox posting at SGD$0.00. Callers and smsers below 18 please seek parental consent before doing so. Results will be announced on 19th March 2006.

ORD Post!! 10th March 2006

"Once I have my eleven bee, now I have my pink eye see...."

-----------------Intercepted message over VHF 55.250MHz on 1600hrs 100606------------

Ah Yang: Hello Sierra Alpha Foxtrot, this is Alpha Yankee msg over.

SAF: Sierra Alpha Foxtrot, send. Over.

Ah Yang: Alpha Yankee, Oscar Romeo Delta now. Nothing further, Out to YOU!!!

----------------End of Transmission. Nothing further heard---------------------------------

"......, ORD back to studies, ......."

Haaha, I hereby announce the return of my pink identity card! ( 好兄弟，你终于回来了!!)

Its been 2yrs and 2 months since the 1st day I stepped into BMTC. How times have fly, its been 770 days since then. The army had been my 2nd home and a place where I made lot's of new friends, and hopefully not too much enemies, and truly experienced things I would have never ever attempted before. These included dislocating my elbow 8-( , going overseas to taiwan and brunei, experiencing 7 days without bathing (ultimate grossness), waking up at 5.30 am to run for 3km (SISPEC days), cooking and sleeping in tropical rainforest for up to a week, running non-stop for 21 KM etc etc...

It's perhaps with a little sadness, some sentimental feelings to finally put all these behind me now, but I am very HAPPY and GLAD I have finally made it to this point. Thank you to all the great guys from BMTC Pegasus Company, SISPEC 31st BSLC BRAVO Company, Infocomms2 Operator 11/04 Cougar Platoon, SSU Signal platoon, SAFTI MI Service Support Unit and Officer Cadet School that have made my time in the SAF so wonderful and life-changing. All the Best to you guys too!!

SO, What's Next???

NTU here I come!!